30 September, 2008

You know what's the best thing about France?

They have lots and lots and lots of this:

You know what makes me sad? I am lonesome in my Studio. Hell, I am lonesome here in general. You have noticed I take all my pictures by myself right? I need a friend.

Someone is moving into the studio next door to mine tomorrow. From what I hear (and understand) she is a language assistant like me! I hope she is awesome. Can't wait to meet you, Elizabeth!

Joanne would be very proud

because I certainly got my exercise today.

Today was my first day at Collège Simon de Laplace! Everyone told me that I should give myself a good half-hour to get there and I might consider taking a bus. “Not that it’s far,” they said, “just that it’s up.”

And they weren’t kidding. After I passed the familiar cathedral, I found this hill:

Not as steep as I’d assumed, after all. It would be nothing to tackle this! Once at the top of the hill, I practically patted myself on the back. Sure, my heartrate was up a little, but I wasn't even tired! Walking to school would be nothing. I turned right, as instructed, and continued on my way. And promptly discovered this:

Oh. This was the hill I had been warned about. I know it doesn't look like much, but the picture really, really doesn't do it justice. It took about fifteen minutes to get to the plateau and another ten from there to get to the school, when if everything were flat it probably would have been a ten minute's walk. Embarrassingly enough, I was exhausted by the time I got there. See me, all sweaty and dehydrated. What a day to forget water! At least my face isn't cherry red yet. It's usually a traitor that way. So far France has done a lot to remind me just how out of shape I am. I think it was just yesterday that my arms recovered from pulling bags all around Paris, so I guess it's about time for another body part to be sore.





Once I got to Laplace, the school, I met with all four English teachers. They are all female, and they are all beautiful. We set up my schedule. I will be teaching there on Monday afternoons and on Friday mornings. I didn’t actually meet any of the kids today, or observe classes. I’ll have to wait until next Monday for that.

I noticed a big difference between Laplace and Michelet (the other school I will be working at) that I really appreciate. At Laplace, no one really made an effort to speak to me in English. We did the major things in English – the introductions, the planning of my schedule, the explanations of how things work – but after that it was all French. Whenever I was introduced to someone new in the school it was in French, and I followed right along. And the conversation in the lunchroom was in French too. That I did not follow entirely.

I think it's a lovely combination. At Michelet I speak mostly English with the teachers, and at Laplace I speak mostly French. I’m sure that by the end of my contract I will be speaking French to everyone, but for right now I am grateful for the English I do get. I think if it weren’t for the conversations at Michelet, my head would explode from lack of familiar words.

At the end of our meeting at Laplace, the teachers tried to tell me about the bus schedule, but I explained to them that I really would prefer to walk. I think my seven month stay is a great opportunity to focus on my health. And isn’t a thirty-minute uphill walk twice a week a great facet of a fitness regimen? I certainly think so.

On the walk back down I had more of a chance to appreciate some of the sights.

The highlights:

I did so much walking I thought I'd snap a photo. Notice how the ground is wet. That's because it rained today. If my shoes weren't glazed with rainwater (beside the white chickens) I would stick my foot in my mouth.

About halfway down the road I found an empty skatepark, which had this amazing view of the French countryside:

Check out this awesome building. It's right in front of the hospital, and I think it may have originally been the town medical center:

Oh, and when I was almost home again, I stumbled across this little garden. It reminds me of 1725 and MarioKart. Peach Gardens anyone?

Win of the day: I asked for my wifi username and password at the library. And I got it. The receptionist understood every word I said, and an even bigger win is that I understood every word she said!

Fail of the day: I lost my umbrella. I did mention that Caen is the rainiest region in France, right?

29 September, 2008

Lisieux Day ---- I've lost count

Has it really almost been a week since I left home?

I hope everyone had a great weekend! Mine was mixed.

Saturday was a great day! I toook a picture tour of the center of my town for you.

My post office (beats the hell outta mine back home):

The cathedral:

The center of town:

My favorite bread and sweets shop, Artisan boulangerie et Patisserie:

It was a really awesome day because there was some sort of festival happening. I think it was French Community Day (just ignore the part where it only takes place in Belgium). There were all these vendors in the streets, kind of like Columbus Mart, and they were selling clothes, books, jewelry, food, shoes. The people here are obsessed with Converse, I've noticed.

Later in the afternoon (when I didn't have my camera of course) there was a beautiful play happening right in the middle of the street! There were three beautiful women dancing on stilts, and they were dressed like fairies. Their costumes were ornately decorated, and their faces were painted white. There were also (not on stilts) a couple of elves and a witch. The play was without dialogue, which is great because I would have been able to understand it had I not only caught the last ten minutes. Those ten minutes were pretty impressive though!

After the play was over, I went to the library, where I found Thirteen, the most horrifying movie ever made. And I realized after watching it in French that the dialogue is pretty minimal, and easy to understand! I also checked out an abridged childrens' version of Dracula, which I think will be fun to translate.

On Sunday, I woke up ill. Gunk in my mouth and throat, more crust in my eyes than usual. Feel free not to read about it. Also, the constant walking I've been doing has taken a pretty big toll on my foot. You know, the one I nearly broke three weeks ago? Apparantly I didn't let it heal because it is quite sore right now. And swollen. Also, it appears I have formed a blister right under one of my toenails and I think it might come off. The blister and the toenail I mean.

So yeah, yesterday I was feeling quite weak, and my head felt like it was underwater, but I still was desperate to find internet. It's been a long time since I've talked to my family - talked to anyone really, and I have this great internet phone, but no public internet anywhere, which sucks. So I got up, left my apartment and was presented with a beautiful sunshiny day. Bugger everyone who ever told me Normandy is all rain all the time! I ended up not having any luck with the net, so I just went home and rested. And I feel much better today!

Win of the day: I figured out how to use my shower without flooding the bathroom. It's tricky.

Fail of the day: I walked around town for an hour, following my map, trying to find a little internet cafe. When i finally found it, I realized it was three blocks from my home. And it was closed.

Watching Palin from France

is really hysterical. As I've found it nearly impossible to get internet access here, I've been current-events-less for almost a week. But now I've got internet, and the first YouTube video I watched was this one, via this really great post on Metrophobic:



Is it just me, or does Charlie Gibson think she's a total jackass?

27 September, 2008

Life in France - Finally calm

Hello readers!

I am proud to say that I have finally settled into my town in Lisieux, France. It was a little rough in the beginning – Paris was not easy for me – but I am feeling totally secure right now. As I write, I am sitting in my studio apartment sipping some pesticide-free green tea, listening to iTunes on my computer and French news on TV, and enjoying something du chocolat from the sweets shop down the street from me. As relaxing as this is, it was quite a journey to get here. Shall we start from the beginning?


Day One – Paris
Last I wrote (I mean aside from the blog entry to ease the minds of my parents) I was at the Woodstock hostel enjoying the company of three roommates – a pair of cousins from Spain who had interesting things to tell me about Spanish dancing, and a girl from Germany who was taking a tour of Europe before going back home to go to university. Everyone at the hostel spoke English, and that made me really envious of the European system of education. The girl from Germany (whose name I promptly forgot) spoke German, English, Spanish and French. She’d been taking them in school for ten years. I wish I had that kind of experience with foreign languages. I admit I’m not sure exactly what the policies are in the US right now, but when I was in school we were only required to take two years of a foreign language. And in my high school, two years was about the equivalent of one semester of college language. Language is so important if you ever want to travel outside your home country. Even with three semesters under my belt, I have been totally lost traveling through Paris. I only understand about 30% of what I hear. I think that’s improving by the minute, though.

Side note: “Mr. Vain” is playing on my iTunes playlist right now, and that gives me happy memories of a certain yellow motorcycle.

Anyway, I wish that I had socialized more with the people at the Woodstock. Most of the people in the courtyard were American, so we could have talked, but the truth is I was feeling kind of shy and didn’t really want to talk to anyone new. I was missing everyone at home so much that I was much happier to stay in my room with free wifi and call my parents and Tapan, and gchat with anyone that was online. At the time I wasn’t sure why I was unmotivated to go socialize, but it was better that I stayed in my room. At about 9pm, this guy Ian from Chicago, who had stayed in my bed the previous night, came knocking at the door. He was supposed to have flown out to Dublin earlier in the day, but when he went to the airport, his airline swore up and down that he was not in their system and they had never heard of him. They weren’t very hospitable to him and his only choice was to come back to the hostel. Woodstock was booked, as were all the other hostels he tried, and so he had no place to stay that night. He also didn’t have much money, and had no idea how to get in touch with his mother in Chicago. Lucky for him I had my MagicJack (yeah that was product placement, and I’m not ashamed – this thing is awesome!) and I let him use it to call his mom.

Three hours later he had successfully rebooked with his mother’s credit card for the flight, and he also found a hostel in Dublin for the next night. I was so happy to help him, and he kept apologizing for the inconvenience. Of course I didn’t mind. It felt good to help a fellow traveler. I know if I were in his place, I would want someone to help me. And he really needed the help seeing as how he only spoke a few words of French. Ian was so thankful that he even gave me some money, and insisted that I take it. I tried to tell him no, that he needed it more than me, but he assured me that his mom would wire him some in Dublin. There was really no way I could give it back, and I can’t say I wasn’t happy about the offer. Ian basically paid for my room at the Woodstock and my train to Lisieux the next day.

You know, I admire Ian a lot. He came to France a month and a half ago to join the legion and ended up staying a little longer. It seems he is a careless traveler – and by that I don’t mean stupid or naïve, I just mean he is without care about the future, and how he will get there. I only knew him for a couple hours, but it seemed he was OK with not knowing where things were going to go, exaclty. He planned to go to Dublin and pick up a job somewhere if that’s what he had to do. I wish that I could travel where the road takes me like that, but I could never see myself going somewhere without income, or a fixed job, or a contact. Thanks for everything Ian, I really appreciate it, and bon courage avec votre voyage!

By the time he left, I was exhausted. It was 1 am and I hadn’t slept the night before. I talked with Tapan a little before my internet time ran out, and then went to sleep. I would have to wake up really early the next morning. And you know what’s super? My alarm clock on my phone was not working and I forgot my travel alarm. Miss Germany set her alarm for me, but I went to sleep super-stressed that night because I wasn’t sure if I could rely on that alarm. And I had to get to Lisieux on time the next morning to meet with my contact at Collège Michelet. On top of all that, I’d forgotten to buy my ticket online for the train, and the schedules online looked like there would be no trains until late in the afternoon, which would make me miss my appointment at the school and leave me to find my own room the next night. Aahhh!

I wanted to cry, but like all the other times I’d wanted to cry the past week, there were people around me and I had to stifle the tears. It was hard to sleep, as I was in a foreign place in a foreign country, and there was a lot of noise in the hostel. Before I knew it, my roommate was (thankfully) waking me up. Another day had just begun!

Day Two – Paris/Lisieux

Part One – Journey to Lisieux

Once I woke up on Thursday I went downstairs and had my first taste of French food! (I had been so overwhelmed with travel that I had forgotten to eat anything the previous day) French breakfast was simple: baguettes avec le beurre et le jams de freses et l’orange (bread with butter and orange/strawberry jams). I had two pieces and some water and then asked the man at the counter if he could call me a cab to the train station. My arms were exhausted from carting my luggage all over Paris, and there was no way I was going to make it up and down all the metro stairs by myself. As an aside, I would like to ask France: where are all the escalators? Don’t you have people with disablities? Back to my story, the receptionist tried to call a cab, but when I went downstairs again, he had some bad news: there were no cabs available. There was a train strike in Paris that I had no idea was going on. I might be able to find a taxi on the street, but I would probably have to get on the metro to get to the station.

A train strike? Did I hear him correctly? Could this really be happening? What was I going to do?

I didn’t have time to think about it too much. I was holding back tears as it was, and I just wanted to move. So I packed my bags, bought a bottle of water, and was on my way. As soon as I began to pull the bags felt the worst pain in my neck. Where was Emari with whatever yoga move would relieve the tension? Where was Tapan with a neck rub for me? Not here. And that thought was enough to break me. I think it was the first time I realized just how far away I was from everything I love, everyone I care about. That was it. There was no way I could stop the tears now. I had to find a park bench to collect myself.

As I was sitting in that park, I watched a flock of schoolchildren walk through, giggling and chattering. How I envied them in that moment. So carefree, so free in general it seemed. I hope they are never lost in a different country with heavy bags and no contact closer than an hour away. Even if they are, they’ll probably know how to ask for help with their knowledge of languages. I looked at my cell phone once again. Still no service. It was like 2am in the US anyway, but I had never wanted so badly to call my mom. She’s the one I always call when things get overwhelming to the point of tears, and there was no way I could reach her. If she only knew how much I missed her at that moment, even now as I write this. It’s indescribably hard.

Anyway, I had to stop being an emo kid. No time for that nonsense. I had to keep moving. Even if there was a train strike, I had to try. I made it to the metro and down the stairs. I managed to buy my ticket in French and get through the turnstile with two suitcases (which is really really hard). Then down another set of stairs, no escalator in sight. A man tried to help me, but I remembered everything I had heard about people running off with suitcases, so I said non, merci.

When the first metro pulled up, I think I was having a mini-panic attack. My breathing was heavy, my heart was racing, I was über-sweaty, and I could see that this particular line was jam-packed. You know that fear I have of cramped places? Yeah, I had to get over that real quick. I had to fight my way on too, because no one wanted to be stuck on this crowded, stinky metro with a silly American struggling with two suitcases. Lucky for them, I only had one stop.

I got off at Pigalle and found the correct line for the train station – at least my intuition for subways was improving! I was immediately confronted with…more stairs? Are they kidding? We were already underground! At this point, I was so tired I thought I might pass out right there in the station. I’m sure my face resembled a cherry, and I probably stunk of sweat. I had to take the stairs one at a time, then lift one suitcase down to the next step, then do the other. A kind woman asked me if I needed help, and this time, I gave in. Let her steal it, I thought. It would be lighter for me after that. But of course she just left it for me at the landing.

I followed more signs for my line, and guess what I found after a long hallway? You got it: more stairs! I couldn’t believe my eyes. I broke. Couldn’t hold in the tears anymore. I let another man help me down this set, and at the bottom a couple of people were concerned about me. They asked if I was OK and I just answered, “Oiu, ça va, merci.” What else could I say? I couldn’t really articulate what was wrong with me. It was like my French had dissipated completely. I was crying, preparing myself for another set of stairs, when finally I saw the metro line.

I turned around to do some breathing and collect myself when I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned to see a woman, and she asked me if I was OK. Then she asked me again in English, and she wouldn’t let me just brush her off. I explained to her what was going on – how my bags were so heavy and I had just arrived yesterday, and hadn’t slept much, etc., and she listened. She helped me get my bags on the metro and told me which exit I wanted. She even asked a man if I could sit. He promptly shrugged us off. Her presence really calmed me, and allowed me to stop crying. I asked her name. It’s Rajia – a beautiful name suitable for her lovely personality.

At my stop, I thanked her profusely, and she told me she would help me with my train ticket, no question. I was so appreciative, though I felt like I was a bit of an inconvenience. She assured me it was fine – her boss was off that day, so she could be a little late for work. She told me she knows what it’s like to be in a situation like mine, and she really believes in helping others. And help me she did! She carried one of my two bags all the way to the station, and helped me buy my ticket and find the correct gate. I got her e-mail and phone number, and she asked me to please come visit her in Paris, without my bags. She suggested we go on a tour of the city sometime. I would love to go visit her and her two kids! And I fully plan to send her a nice present. Merci beaucoup Rajia, pour tout de votre aide!

While I was waiting for my train at the station, I realized something. There’s this stigma about the French. A lot of people have done nothing but tell me that the French hate Americans, and I am crazy for wanting to come here. But you know what? Those people are completely delusional, and they’ve probably never really been here. See, what I learned that morning on the metro is that French people are just people. Some are rude, yes, but most are not. Rajia was truly surprised that that man on the metro didn’t give me his seat. I feel indebted to the people who were willing to help me, a crying American, with my heavy luggage. And I feel so grateful that people like Rajia exist – she’s got her own life to worry about, complete with kids and a job, but she still took time out of her day to help me, a complete stranger, and she didn’t ask for anything in return. Believe me when I say I’m going to pay that one forward.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_it_forward

The train ride to Lisieux was peaceful, with a great view:


Once I was out of Paris, I began to feel much calmer. I guess I just don’t do too well with cities. I’m the same way about New York, especially when I’m alone. The train ride was about an hour and a half. And the cars were just like the ones in Eurotrip!

When I got off the bus, I could see the Basillique Sainte Thérèse (insert link). I can’t wait to see it closer, and take lots of pics for GPop and GMom A. Even from such a distance, it is breathtaking:


Once in Lisieux, I knew everything was going to be different. Maybe it’s because Tapan was fasting for me (Thank you love, I am eternally grateful). It was easy to find a cab and it only took five minutes to get to Collège Michelet. I was greeted with a set of iron gates (pictures to come later). Hmmmm. How was I going to get in? Ah, someone was coming to the school. I asked her if she worked there. And I had no problem asking. It’s as if Paris had stunted my French, and the calm atmosphere of Lisieux had allowed it to re-emerge! I introduced myself as the assistant of English, and she let me in. She allowed me to put my bags in the principal’s office and introduced me to him. Monsieur Martin is a genial older man with the most wonderful moustache I have ever seen. Neither he nor the woman spoke English, but it was OK. They asked me if I was hungry, and I said yes. They treated me to a free cafeteria lunch.

Here’s the thing about cafeteria food in France (well, at least in my school): it is delicious! And there’s a huge variety of things to choose from! For my first meal (I wish I’d remembered to take a photo), I had bread, a salad, a plate of macaroni, and a main dish with egg, potatoes, cauliflower and a cream sauce. I met a lot of people in the teacher’s cafeteria: a French teacher from Romania (which reminds me of Vampires the class. Ugh. Ask Donna.), a math teacher named David (who recognized New Jersey because of Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen), and two of the English teachers! Everyone was so nice to me, and I realized just how much I’m going to love it here.

My English teachers speak to me in a mix of French and English, which is much appreciated right now. I’m not quite ready to be immersed in all French all the time. Soon, though, I hope.

After lunch, we went to the teacher’s lounge where I met some more welcoming people. I was supposed to observe classes that afternoon, but I must have had some serious baggage under my eyes, because everyone kept saying that I should rest instead. And not to worry: they had arranged housing for me! It was the most dominant of my worries, and it was a major relief to hear that I could scratch it from that list. Karen, a very beautiful English teacher, and Natalie, the headmistress of sorts, drove me to the nearby high school – Lycée Gambier – and helped me with my bags. There we met the housing director, Loeiza (say: Louisa), who like so many others was super welcoming and helpful. She took me to my building and showed me two available rooms right next to each other. And, since I was the first to arrive, I got to pick between the two!

They were both similar, with a bed, a chair, a table, a fully equipped kitchen, an armoire, a closet, and a bathroom, but I had to go for the room with the yellow tablecloth, of course!

After I chose my room, Karen, Loeiza and I returned downstairs to sign the papers for the housing. And, to my great relief, I found out that the rent is only 120€ a month! I think that’s a little less than $200. Awesome! Karen had to go back to classes so I stayed to finish some things with Loeiza, who doesn’t speak English. She gave me a tour of the building and gave me my keys.

Here is the school:

Here is my building:

The door to my wing:

My door:

Much to my relief, and my parents’ I’m sure, everything at the school is really secure. It’s gated which means no one can get in without a key. And there are two locked doors to open before you can get to my room. So mom and dad, that’s three locks. There’s also a night watchman who, obviously, watches the place at night. I feel wayyy safe here!

I informed Loeiza that I would need an alarm clock (I had to be at school the next morning at 9:30am. She kindly offered to take me to the store at 6pm so I could get some sleep. Of course I didn’t sleep though. I was too excited to unpack. There’s something about putting your personal things into a space that makes it feel like home. And I need this place to feel as much like home as I can!

I couldn’t be happier with my room. I get five French channels on the TV (the first thing I saw on TV was Law and Order, Sharon and Andy!), and everything is the perfect size for one person. And the chair in the studio sort of reminds me of the Americana chair from 1725. A happy reminder of home. I made my bed with the sheet I brought from home and sprayed it down with Tapan’s body spray. Gotta make use of those olfactory senses as much as possible!


Day Two: Promenade

Loeiza arrived at 6pm, just like she said she would, and she showed me all around town. The center of the town is a two minute walk from Gambier, and there is so much going on there! (Pics to come later.) We first went to this technology store called Darty. I was proud of myself when I handled everything without Loeiza’s help. She was there if I needed her, but I successfully told the employees I wanted an alarm clock and specified which one. It was only 7€ but they gave me a guarantee on it! So I plan to leave it for next year’s assistant when I go home.

After buying the alarm clock we went to Monoprix, a supermarket. The cheese aisle really does go on forever! I was shocked to see how many American brands there are. I tried my best to stay away from them though. I want everything during this trip to be French! Except lady products of course. Sometimes it’s best to stick with what you know works. But for everything else – food, tea, beauty products, I want to be as authentic as possible. Hey don’t judge me! The Clean and Clear is from home. And Garnier is French!

After the Supermarket, Loeiza took me to her favorite boulangerie/patisserie (bread and sweets shop). There, I bought my first baguette (which should make Chris Holt happy)! When we got back to the school, Loeiza invited me back into her flat Isn’t it adorable? The inside is even better! We had some wine – a delicious sweetened white wine – and some nuts. And we talked! I mean really had a conversation in French. I’m so happy that I can really do it. We talked about my day, my life in America, her boyfriend, even American politics! I said a lot of things to her, such as “I don’t know how George Bush is the president,” “I hope there are some persons here who will talk with me about politics American,” and (after she left the room for a minute and I focused on the TV) “Sometimes I’m stupid – I watched the TV and I thought ‘why is she speaking French?’ Then I realized,” and Loeiza joins me and we say in unison, “ah, I am in France!” and we giggle about my mistake. Together. I made a joke and she understood. Utter triumph!

I had a great time with her, but I was getting hungry so, after thanking her profusely for being so kind to me, I headed back to my room and made my first baguette into a yummy sandwich with camembert (a soft cheese) and poulet (chicken). Here’s a video I made for my friends:

Just ignore the whole “Don’t tell anyone” part, since I just blogged everything.

After eating and showering, I found this gem: It’s one of those super old washing basins. It fits in my sink and I can plug it into the wall and do small loads of laundry with it! Now I don’t have to pay for the lavomatique. Once I did my laundry, cleaned up and hung the clothes in various places to dry, I watched some Buffy in French and went to sleep. By the way, I can understand a lot more of the words in Buffy now.

The day had gone by so fast and I found myself depressed. I hadn’t had the chance to use the internet at all to call my parents or Tapan or any of my friends. I really wish I had internet in my room, but what can you do? I ended up crying myself to sleep. Really horrendously crying even despite the great day I had. I guess I just had to get it all out of my system, all the tears I had suppressed all week. I just hoped I would feel better in the morning.

Day three: Lisieux - Teaching

Bon journée! How do I look? Cause I feel a whole lot better than I did last night! In this pic, I am about to leave for my first day of observing classes! I gave myself an hour to get to school, because I wasn’t sure exactly how big Lisieux is. And the hour was good, because I got lost twice. But in getting lost, I found a really great public garden, the post office, my bank and a beautiful church. And even with the getting lost I still got to school fifteen minutes early. Lisieux is so small that nothing in the town is more than twenty minutes away by foot, when you don’t get lost anyway.

When I got to school I met another English teacher, Phillip, who is fascinating! He is Scottish but he doesn’t want the kids to learn that accent, so when he’s in class he switches into an English accent. It’s one of the most interesting linguistic things I’ve seen so far. The kids were awesome! They seemed pretty excited to see me. His class had 27 students of about 11 years old. During group session I even walked around and asked if I could see how they were doing. After class, some of the students were excited to ask me questions, like “When did you arrive,” and “How long will you be here,” before they had to rush off to recess.

After Phillip’s class, I observed Karen’s class. She had 28 pupils of older kids, like 13-15. And they were just like typical teenagers. Lots of piercings, more lipliner on some of the girls than I’ve ever had in my possession. Karen let them ask me as many questions as they wanted. My favorite: “Do you know 50 cent?” My response: “Go shawty, it’s your birthday.”

After her class, one particularly attentive student had a lot of questions for me. She plans to go to university, and she wanted to know if Americans would understand her if she spoke British English. And she spoke very well, so I assured her she would be fine aside from some tiny differences in phrasing. Like how in British English an eraser is called a rubber, and she should remember to call it an eraser.

During lunch I socialized with the English teachers, and we made plans to take some of the students on a trip to the D-Day Landing beaches. I am so excited! We are also going to go on a wine- and cheese-tasting tour (without the students of course). After lunch I filled out my social security papers (yay for universal health care!) and then I walked home. And on the way, I stopped at the medi@theque (a library and media center in one) and signed up for a membership, which is only 12 € for an entire year! I tried to blog there, but it proved impossible – the keyboards are totally different! The amount of typos I make is absurd. Rachel could not stop laughing at me as we were gchatting, I’m sure. I got a movie to watch, called Naked. I’m not sure if it’s French or just translated, but I’m excited to see what it’s all about.

And that’s precisely what I’m going to do now. Relax with this movie and some thé vert, because tomorrow I’m waking up early and going straight to the medi@theque. Because I have blogs and news to catch up on. Rach told me about Washington Mutual. Oh boy.

It’s quite a time to be away from the US. Especially because I just started giving a damn about the state of our country.

Highlights of the day:

-When I walked by a bush that smelled of pine, it put a smile on my face because I thought of Christmas. I wish someone would come visit me for the holidays :(

-When a student wanted to ask me a question and she didn’t know the word for boyfriend, she said, “Do you have a lover?” What could I do but nod?

-When I bought stamps from the post office. The cashier understood me perfectly and I didn’t have to repeat a thing.

-Epic fail of the day: I took out money from the ATM at the post office, because I didn’t know if there was a BNP (sister bank of Bank of America) in Lisieux, and I wanted to have some cash on me. I paid a $5.00 surcharge and 1% of my withdrawal, when at BNP I would only pay the 1% of withdrawal. BNP, I soon discovered, was three doors down.

26 September, 2008

Dear mom and dad

Yesterday was hectic. I am safe but I could not find internet until it was very late and I did not want to walk alone on the streets. Please don4t worry - I'm safe! E-mail is down right now so please call Tapan. I know he is also worried about me! But everything is great. I found housing; I found my way around Lisieux; my French is improving; and I just observed my first class!

I'll call when I can and I ,iss and love you!

24 September, 2008

Day in Pictures, Ashley Style

Taking a cue from my primary international news source, I present:

Ashley's Day in Pictures!



It started in the Chicago O'Hare Airport when I traded some American dollars for some cold, hard Euros. Check 'em out!









Then I boarded a plane to Paris and flew threw a sunset:

which doesn't look that different from the sunrise:

After landing at Charles de Gaulle, I had to find my hostel, which proved harder than it seemed. I got lost in the airport, I got lost on the metro, and I got wayyyy lost in Paris (I didn't realize I was walking in the wrong direction until I got to the previous metro stop). After 2.5 hours of carting around my life in two suitcases, I made it, and was super pleased with what I found:

I think this is the best part:


And I bet Cara would think this is the best part: Sorry about the glare. Those are Beatles right?

And here's a sign from Woodstock's kitchen:























Isn't it a great symbol of interconnectedness? I've been thinking a lot about that lately. In fact, I think I'll share with you my journal entry on it from last night's plane ride. Forgive me if it make no sense. I didn't sleep.

"September 23rd, 5PM (Chicago)
Airplanes are incredible. Right now I am sitting on a 767 Boeing jet. That means it has three columns (like I've only seen in the movies). There are 42 rows on this one. That means, when it's full to capacity, there are 294 people. Plus captains, attendants, and all the luggage in the cargo hold. That is a f***ton of weight! What an incredible invention. It can't possibly be good for the environment. Will they ever engineer smart planes?

I CAN NOT BELIEVE I AM DOING THIS.

I really don't have the cajones for this type of travel. What was I thinking when I accepted this assistantship?

Calm down, Ashley. You're just nervous. You've got a lot of love and support back home. People have faith in you.

The captain just made his announcement and I am realizing that this is the last official announcement I will hear in English. I am about to fly away from my home country into a foreign one, where I will be expected to speak and understand French. I will communicate with people using that language, and prepare students to do the same thing with my language. I have never before felt so connected. To the French, to Tapan who did this when he came to the US, to travelers everywhere who do this all the time.

And I'd like to end this meditation on connectedness by saying I am really glad that the seat next to me is empty. 8 hours. Leg room. All I'm sayin."


Wasn't enough leg room. Didn't sleep. Severely jetlagged. More to come soon!

France, Day 1

Bonjour tout le monde!

I am currently sitting in Woodstock hostel in Gare du Nord across from half of a Volkswagon beetle mounted onto the wall. It is awesome, the staff is friendly (and English-speaking), and I am proud of myself for getting here in one piece.

Today in moments:
-First word spoken in French in France: (not surprisingly) excusez-moi.
-Cofidence Boosters: Got through customs; successfully asked employee if I was in the correct line; Bought ticket to RER; Managed to get from RER to Subway to Metro to Woodstock Hostel with two giant bags all by myself.
-Confidence Buster: When we got off the plane the door was shut and someone had to say, "Open the door. The door is shut." I know how to say this, but could not. Someone else came to the rescue. Also, a man on the RER sneezed, and, though I can well say "bless you," I did not. No one blessed him.

Only one minute of internet time left. Will update again soon!

22 September, 2008

Today

Rachel made me cry. It was a good cry. No one has ever made a tribute to me before, and it gave me the warm fuzzies.

I leave tomorrow for France. I'm feeling a new kind of nerves right now. It's a weird, calm kind of nervousness. A peaceful freaking out, if that makes any sense.

17 September, 2008

Shopping List

I took a cue from The Grocery List Collection, which I find to be intensely interesting. Here's my list of things I still need to buy to take to France:

candy corn
bobby pins
deodorant
new bra (i really really doubt they will have my size)
small can of febreeze
black sneakers
jacket
planner
shout wipes
valentines
downy wrinkle releaser
chewing gum
ear plugs
cough drops

Oh hell, why not? Here's my whole list things I already have to bring to France, since I'm on a roll, and I want you guys to see how incredibly prepared I am:

fitted sheet
needle and thread
office supplies
eyeliner/mascara/chapstic
lubriderm (in case of tat)
thermals
magic towels
sunscreen
photos
ziploc bags
watch
laundry bag
10 days worth of clothes
boots
scarf & gloves
batteries
umbrella
plug converter
alarmed doorstop
CD holder with DVDs
floss
rain jacket
laptop lock
vacuum space bag
sleeping mask
medicines / prescriptions
flip flops (for hostel showers eeew)

And for the kids to look at:
American holiday stuff
maps
brochures
celebrity magazine
yearbook pages
jersey postcards
stickers
driver's license
dollar bills
coins

Any travellers out there want to tell me something else I should make sure to bring? What I'll wish I had with me, what I won't be able to live without? Can anyone think of other things that have American writing that the kids might like to look at? Suggestions welcome and wished for.

Français Update

I used to have this line that divided excitement and nervousness. It has faded into oblivion. I can't really verbalize how I'm feeling. I'm stoked to see another country so intimately. I mean, I've seen other countries before, but I sort of flirted for a few days, used them, and left without really getting to appreciate much, use Spanish, or get to know any citizens. Semester at Sea was a whirlwind; France is going to be much, much different.

I imagine it will be a slower pace (once I ditch Paris and settle into Caen). I'll have to use the fraction of the language I know and develop it as much as possible, which really intimidates me. But hey, I dreamed in French last night. I think I was saying, "No, you can not put the chicken in the car. I have a room reserved. Please, I have nowhere else to stay. Give me my chicken." And yes, I have full faith that the opportunity will arise for me to say all of that to someone.

I booked my hostel for the first three days I will be there. Hella awesome. Apparantly, it's a great place to go to meet young, hip travellers like myself, but I shouldn't expect to shower. Oh, and they have a Volkswagon Beetle mounted to the wall. Be still my heart.

On my last day in Paris, I have plans to meet some other assistants at the Eiffel Tower. Could I ask for more? I get to meet people who are in this country, doing what I am so pumped to do, and see one of the most talked about sites in Paris at the same time! Genius. After that, I am off to my town, Lisieux. And that's where I start to freak a little, but only because I don't know exactly where I will be staying yet. There doesn't seem to be a hotel or hostel there that fits my budget. I did get a letter from the principal at my school that said I shouldn't worry and it seems that he will try to help me find some housing. So I guess the plan is to just show up with my bags and hope for the best.

It still doesn't feel real to me. Each time something happens - when I got my arrete de nomination, when I booked my plane ticket, when I reserved my hostel, even Monday when I went to get my visa from the consulate - France feels closer, but it still doesn't exactly feel like I'm going yet. I guess I won't get that feeling until I get on the plane next week.

I have so much left to take care of. First thing on my to-do list is to make a to-do list.

16 September, 2008

The LOLcats creators are at it again

The newest site: ROFLRazzi, where you can find such gems as this:

10 September, 2008

I like them because they are not at all subtle.

My favorite shot from today's Day in Pictures:



Caption reads: US President George W Bush emerges from darkness to give a speech at a gathering of defence academics.

:]

09 September, 2008

Laverne fired on I Wanna Work for Diddy

I was so hoping she would make it a little further. But Laverne Cox, the beautiful dancing queen trans woman, was kicked off I Wanna Work for Diddy on last night's episode. The reason I am upset is not because she is gone - hell, my favorite contestants never win reality shows (except for Dee of course) so I can't say I'm surprised. It's the reason Laverne was fired that bothers the hell out of me.

In mission 6 of the series, both teams have to sell as many bottles of Diddy's new perfume as they can. Laverne has recently been switched from the Downtown team to the Uptown Team, which includes queen bitch Poprah. And no, I will not link to Poprah's website because it does not deserve any more hits.

So the teams have to sell this perfume that must not be so hot after all since no one is interested in buying it. But the challenge is about hustling so the teams have to come up with some marketing technique. And Poprah decides that it would be a good idea to put Laverne in the window as a live mannequin. Because really, that's the only way that people won't be put off by her. Laverne says no - that is exploitative of who I am and I won't do it. Kudos to you, Laverne. It was an incredibly arrogant and exploitative idea that Poprah had, and I am glad that Laverne rejected it and told her as much.

In the end, Laverne didn't sell any perfume, and her team lost the challenge. Which meant that they had to vote one person into the board room. It was a tie between Poprah and Laverne. The people who voted Kim did so because her attitude is cancerous to the team, and the people who voted Laverne did so because she didn't meet the challenge. Diddy's panel of judges now have the opportunity to send one person home. You would think that they would finally get rid of Poprah. She has the same conversation with the panel every time she stands before them, and the only thing that changed last night was that she defended her obesity (though no one even brought it up). And Laverne has proven to be a smart, witty, productive member of both teams she has been on.

But they told her she's not ready to work for Diddy.

What???!!!!

The panel told her that in the end, this show is about results. And she didn't sell any perfume. Would those people have been happy if she'd stood in the window the whole time? She wouldn't have sold any perfume then either, and she would have been a spectacle instead of a salesperson. But perhaps that would have been a better approach, what with the transphobic attitudes of people in this country.

Laverne didn't deliver in this challenge, but Poprah has failed to deliver several times as well. LIke in the episode where the teams had to map trails through a forest, and Poprah couldn't even walk half a mile before she suffered an asthma attack. Guess what? She didn't deliver. And remember when Diddy's mom came to New York and Poprah promised her a Southern style breakfast? She couldn't deliver then either.

This show is about results, all right. And Poprah pulls in more ratings with her crazy bitchy antics. I don't want to watch her anymore. She depresses me because I know she is exemplary of too many people in this world who are just like her.

I am sad to see Laverne go. I hope that she finds something more fulfilling than a job with Diddy. Like Isis on this cycle of America's Next Top Model, I think Laverne probably felt some pressure to represent the trans community, which is a pretty large and unfair task. But I felt like she was as authentic as one can be on reality TV, and she probably impacted a lot of viewers in a positive way.

Whether you liked Laverne on the show or not, you should check out this piece on her blog, in which she talks about her experiences with objectification and devaluation in her life as a transgender black woman. I found it really smartly written and informative, and I'll certainly be following her blog from now on.

08 September, 2008

Because one man's Tommy Lasorda is another man's Sidney Poitier

On Friday night there was a special on ABC, NBC, and CBS called Stnad Up 2 Cancer. It was incredible. Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Miley Cyrus, Melissa Etheridge, Ashanti, Natasha Bedingfield, Keyshia Cole, Ciara, Leona Lewis, LeAnn Rimes, and Carrie Underwood all got together to sing a beautiful song called "Just Stand Up."

And a whole slew of other A-List celebs from Kirsten Dunst to Patrick Swayze showed up to take donations or make incredible speeches about the importance of cancer research.

As soon as I saw what the show was about I knew I was going to make a donation. My boss, who is on a few "Fight back against cancer" committees, is such an inspiration to me. She does much to promote awareness about the disease, so of course I felt like a small contribution was necessary. I don't have much money right now, but I called and donated what I could. And then I got to talk to a celebrity! I didn't know who he was when I called, but it didn't matter. I commended him for taking the time to do something so important, and he assured me that my meager donation was not laugable at all.

If you have anything at all extra this week, I urge you to make a donation. As Meryl Streep said on the show, no one knows whose dollar is going to be the one that pushes this research over the top and is responsible for the cure. Here's where you can donate.

05 September, 2008

ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

USB cord found! So in one album I give you everything I've been waiting to blog about - July 4th, Nummy Island, and some important stylistic and romantic changes that have been going on in my life. Enjoy!

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Yet another reason milk is evil

If you didn't already know, I think drinking cow's milk is one of the most disgusting things we humans do. If you don't understand why I think that, you should read this. If you think that the previous link is biased because it is hosted by PETA, then you can check this one out. And this one. And while you're at it why don't you look at this directory of a shit ton of articles and websites that agree that milk is not good for you. Oh, look at that - here's a good blog entry on the same topic. Hell, just google "milk unhealthy" and you will get over 1.5 million results. It seems a lot of people agree that milk is bad for you.



In addition to all the other reasons that milk damages your health, here is another one. You know how we drink tea because it contains all those lovely catechins that protect us from diseases like cancer and cardiovascular disease? Yeah, well it turns out that when you put milk in your tea, the casein proteins in the milk inhibit those catechins, therefore preventing them from releasing into your bloodstream. In short, milk wrecks the health benefits of tea. The study, conducted by German researchers, focused mostly on black tea, because it is almost always drunk with milk, whereas green tea is not.

So if you drink tea for its health benefits, you might consider skipping the milk next time you pour a cup. Actually, I say if you're into health, skip the milk in general. There are many better ways to get the benefits that actually do come from milk. Some cow out there will thank you for it.

04 September, 2008

Please please please tell me this is not true

Am I really surprised by this?

That link is to a Huffington Post article about VP nominee Sarah Palin, and a speech that she delivered to her church about three months ago. My favorite bit from the article: [Emphasis mine]

"Speaking before the Pentecostal church, Palin painted the current war in Iraq as a messianic affair in which the United States could act out the will of the Lord. 'Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God,' she exhorted the congregants. 'That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan'."

There's a video embedded into the article too, and it makes me uncomfortable. Palin seems unsure at first on the fairly large stage, but that doesn't stop her from giving a speech - wait no, a well-practiced sermon. To be honest, I only watched seven minutes of the video, but in those seven minutes she did two things that the type of preachers that bother me the most also typically do:

1. She spoke like them. You know, intonating certain words and phrases that she thought were the most important to her speech. In fairness, all good orators have to do this. Barack Obama does this. Martin Luther King, Jr. did this. And I can't make an argument about why it bothers me more when Sarah Palin does it. Perhaps its because I trust her about as much as I trust Pat Robertson or his faith healing.

2.She attributed all responsibility of serious matters to her god. Not only did she claim that the Iraq war is god's will, she also tried to convince chuurchmembers to pray for completion of her $30 million pipeline by saying, "I think God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that." Horrifying!

The article is called "Palin's Church May Have Shaped Controversial Worldview." No shit. Anyone who is that involved in and enthusiastic about her church is going to have a worldview that reflects that church. And that worldview is probably going to be at least a little insane. It scares me to think that governors are still using religion to convince people to support their agendas. I don't care if she was in a church. I don't care if she was in her own home. She mixed her politics with her religion, and that is totally uncool. What is more scary is the number of people who think this is acceptable practice.

Believe me, you really want to click on that last link. I mean, it's clearly anti-republican party propoganda, but I think it makes some really interesting points.